02 May 2011

Single White Female

In high school, Malou once noticed that she was starting to sound like me – with the kind of words I used, my mannerisms when I talked, stuff like that. But that’s ok bcoz that’s what girl friends do together, right? You like the same things and pretty soon you could end up looking and talking like you were twins.


But when you’re not my friend and you copy something of mine – that’s majorly NOT cool. Have some originality, why don’t you. What are you gonna do next – give up your usual frumpy principal attire and start wearing Mango and Zara and Enzo? Are you gonna take up reading now, and watching indie films, and maybe even blogging? Go ahead, give yourself several nosebleeds – last time I checked, it’s still a free country.

You will also have to befriend all my family and friends, bcoz they are who make my life so colorful, insane, and endlessly amazing. Assuming they’ll let you, that is –which I highly doubt considering you are not only dull and pretend to be all virginal, it turns out you are also a poor little copycat.

If you start absorbing some culture now and surrounding yourself with interesting people, then maybe in the next few years you can be just like me - a bitch, no doubt, but surprisingly well-loved all around. And maybe then he’ll love you more, right?

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